Funny Coffee Lover "I Need Coffee To Pretend I Like People" Vintage Graphic T-Shirt
Fuel your daily social tolerance with this hilarious retro coffee tee! Designed for introverts, morning grumps, and caffeine addicts, this tee features an explosive, angry steam cloud bursting from a classic vintage mug alongside the bold slogan: "I NEED COFFEE TO PRETEND I LIKE PEOPLE." Printed in a high-contrast vintage comic style with warm gold and off-white distressed inks, it’s the ultimate statement piece for Monday mornings, office caffeine runs, or as a witty gift for the coffee obsessed.
Features
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Retro Comic Illustration: Features an expressive angry steam cloud icon and vintage "HOT COFFEE" mug artwork for a classic pop-art aesthetic.
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Distressed 2-Color Print: High-contrast off-white and warm yellow graphic printed with an authentic weathered screenprint effect.
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Unisex Retail Fit: Modern, flattering crew-neck cut designed to fit comfortably for both men and women.
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100% Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton: Premium lightweight, ultra-soft fabric engineered for all-day comfort.
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Durable Quality: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-stitched sleeve and bottom hems ensure long-lasting durability through repeated washes.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TIMELESS GARB
- Email: contact@support.timelessgarb.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny Coffee Lover "I Need Coffee To Pretend I Like People" Vintage Graphic T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18 1/2
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M
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29 1/2
|
20 1/2
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L
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31
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22.25
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XL
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32.25
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24
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2XL
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33
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25.23
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3XL
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33 1/2
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26.75
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